Originally, I’d gotten my P.I. license as a way to salve my wounds, a way to lie to myself that I wouldn’t let myself be swallowed up by the wine business. It was a conceit, a hedge against the “ifs” in life. Now, as I dug my license out of my sock drawer and stared at it, it felt like a lifesaver. I blew the light covering of dust off its black vinyl case and slipped it into my back pocket.

“City On The Vine,” Aaron answered on the second ring.

“Hey, big brother.”

“What is it? Is something wrong? Something’s wrong! I can hear it in your voice.”

“The Amazing Aaron, four syllables and he predicts all.”

“What’s wrong?”

“You always think something’s wrong.”

“So,” he said, “am I usually right?”

“Yes, you’re usually right about something being wrong. In this world, that’s an easy guess. But, this time, you’re wrong about something being wrong. I’m taking a few days to work on a-”

“What? Are you completely meshugge? We opened a new store less than a-”

“It’s a case. It’s our deal. No going back on the deal.”

“For chrissakes, Moe, grow up already! You’re off the cops twelve years and your chances have come and gone. This is your business now. This is your life.”

Ouch! That landed solid as a chopping right hook over a pawing jab.

“The deal’s the deal, Aaron. Kosta’s in town and he’ll cover for me.”

“But we-”

“I’ll be in the store for my shift later today and I’ll arrange everything with Kosta,” I promised. “Don’t worry about it.”

“Don’t worry, he tells me. Am I allowed to ask what this is all about?”

“I’m not sure what it’s all about. Maybe nothing.”

“Why do I ask?”

“Good question. Why do you ask?”

The truth was, I didn’t know whether there really was something here or whether I just wanted there to be. I think maybe it was a little bit of both. If Larry Mac turned up tomorrow morning sporting a new tan and this stiff in the paper with the gaudy jewelry was a different Malik than the one I heard being interrogated by the cops, it was back to the sock drawer for my P.I. license and back to my exile in the French reds aisle. Katy, a graphic designer, was down working in her basement studio. It was my turn to drop Sarah off at school. As I sipped my coffee, waiting for her to come down the stairs, something else occurred to me, something ugly that refused to be ignored. If those two hikers had in fact stumbled over the Malik, a.k.a. Melvin, then his death stood to do a lot more for Larry Mac’s constitution than a week in the Caribbean. Dead men don’t hold up well under cross-examination.

Robert Hiram Fishbein bore an unfortunate resemblance to the late Groucho Marx, but in spite of his looks, he’d once been a political highflyer. The District Attorney of Queens County was an even more ambitious man than Larry McDonald. And that is really saying something. Fishbein, perhaps beyond any of us connected with the Moira Heaton investigation, had benefitted from its conclusion. Of course, if the real facts were ever made public, it would have done very few of us proud.

That said, D.A. Fishbein had parlayed the good press that followed in the wake of the Heaton case into a lot of goodwill, political capital, and, most importantly, into a nice fat campaign chest. Unfortunately, he’d ignored his handlers’ sage advice to run for state attorney general and overplayed his hand. Instead, he mounted a feeble campaign for the Democratic gubernatorial nomination, and got squashed like a bug. His message played about as well upstate as a minstrel show in Brownsville. That was the difference between him and Larry Mac. Fishbein had let his ambition control him. Larry had the knack for modulating his ambition so that he could keep his eye on the individual steps on the way to the penthouse.

Fishbein, having squandered his big chance, had settled into a kind of comfortable purgatory. He could be Queens D.A. forever, and never anything more. But I understood ambitious men and knew he would not, could not accept his fate. For years, no doubt, he had tormented himself with false hope that there must be some way for him to crawl out of his dungeon and regain the spotlight. That’s why I knew he would take my call. I was a good luck charm. I’d gotten him to the main stage once before. Why not again?

The Queens D.A.’s office might seem like an odd place for me to start, but frankly, Fishbein was about my best option. A cop may be a cop for life in his own head. The rest of the world, however, stops seeing him that way the second he takes off his uniform. As time passes, his old buddies barter their badges for golf bags and he’s left with no connections on the force. Of course I knew lots of cops, but unlike guys who moved around a lot, I had spent my entire abbreviated career in one precinct. The only guys I’d ever been really tight with had served with me in the Six-O. With Larry missing, Rico disgraced, Ferguson May dead, and the rest of my ex-precinct-mates possibly under suspicion for taking bribe money from a murdered drug lord, I didn’t have a lot of places to go.

“Prager, how the hell are you?” Fishbein, normally cool and shrewd, couldn’t contain his enthusiasm. “What can I do for you?”

“Maybe I can do something for you, Mr. D.A.”

There was a profound silence on the other end of the phone. His prayers had been answered. Praise the lord!

“Like what?” he wondered, more composed.

“I can’t really say now, but it could be big. I’ll need your help.”

“You’ve gotta give me more than that, Prager.” He was anxious, not a fool.

“Drugs and cops,” I said.

More silence. Then, “What do you need?”

“For now, I need to know everything about the body that was found in Gateway National Park last night. I mean everything.”

“That’s federal.”

“C’mon, Mr. D.A., let’s not dance that dance, okay?”

“Do you have a fax machine?”

I gave him the number.

“You’ll have it within the hour,” he promised. “Anything else?”

“Just one thing.”

“And that is?”

“If this amounts to anything, you might have some jurisdictional issues. In the end, you might be stepping on some very sensitive toes.”

“You let me worry about that,” he said. “I can step very softly when I have to, or step down really hard when it suits the purpose. If you catch my meaning.”

I caught it all right. The flip side of his desperation was fury. I was being warned about playing with fire-hellfire. If I was involving him now in something that resulted in a second public embarrassment, he wasn’t going to suffer it alone. I was going down with him and I was going down hard.

“I was a good gloveman in baseball,” I said. “Caught almost everything hit my way.”

“I’m glad that we understand one another, Mr. Prager. Because to extend your baseball analogy, I’m the manager of a team on the wrong side of a one-run game in the bottom of the ninth, and we’re down to the last strike. We lose the game and-”

“-you’re looking for a new managerial position,” I said, regretting I had started us along this metaphorical road.

“Yes, we’ll both be out of the game for good.”

Time to put an end to this. “I’ll be waiting for your fax.”

I rang off before he could give me the bunt sign.

I sat at my desk in the office of Red, White and You, watching the fax machine. As a way to pass time, it ranked right up there with reading James Joyce. At least I didn’t have to pretend to enjoy it. Fishbein

The unease I felt at the breakfast table proved well-founded. The body discovered in the reeds between Rockaway Boulevard in Brooklyn and Crossbay Boulevard in Queens had been positively identified as Melvin Broadbent, a.k.a. Malik Jabbar, born May 26, 1959, in the maternity ward of Coney Island Hospital. By the look of his rap sheet, Malik’s favorite pastime seemed to be getting arrested. Most of his arrests were for petty crap and he’d done the bulk of his penal tour at local venues: first Spofford as a kid, then the Brooklyn Tombs, then Rikers. Many of his arrests were for minor drug offenses, but he walked on almost all of those. He had done a short bid in Sing Sing or, as it was referred to these days, Ossining. Funny thing was, there seemed to be no record of his recent arrest for that coke taped to his dashboard.